100 Monkey Club

1. Who are Monkeys for Health^TM?

A. Members of the 100 Monkey Club^TM
B. People like me who want to BE all about health for themselves, their friends, anyone and everyone
C. People who want to have fun and bring play (like a monkey) to being healthy
D. All of the above

2. If I join the 100 Monkey Club tm do I have to pay dues?

A. Yes, $1000
B. No, 0, Zip, Nada
C. Yes, you have to get at LEAST one more person (monkey) to join the club

3. If I join the 100 Monkey Club tm do I have to eat healthy?

A. Yes, always
B. No, never
C. Yes, most of the time. Enough of the time that you have a great healthy monkey body (Lose weight if needed, gain weight if needed). In other words, BE an AWESOME Monkey for Health!

4. I can follow all the club rules except eat healthy. I almost never eat healthy. Can I join the club?

a. Let's talk
b. No, never, forget it
c. Yes, who cares?

5. Who started this club?

A. Monkey Mama
B. A corporation
C. People who sell monkeys

6. Who is Monkey Mama?

A. A female monkey
B. A person who was a monkey in a prior life
C. Someone just like you who has a passion for fun, play, health and life
D. B and C

7. Why Monkeys?

A. I am a Monkey
B. You are a Monkey
C. Everyone is a Monkey
D. There's this way cool study about monkeys and how to have good stuff happen
E. All of the above

8. Where will the next member of the 100 Monkey Club tm, Monkey for Health tm, live?

A. In Maine
B. In Europe
C. In my house
D. All of the above

	Frequently Asked Questions A Fun Quiz Before starting the quiz be sure to cover the answer key below. It'll be more fun if you don't peak! See how you score!
	1. Who are Monkeys for Health^TM? A. Members of the 100 Monkey Club^TM B. People like me who want to BE all about health for themselves, their friends, anyone and everyone C. People who want to have fun and bring play (like a monkey) to being healthy D. All of the above 2. If I join the 100 Monkey Club tm do I have to pay dues? A. Yes, $1000 B. No, 0, Zip, Nada C. Yes, you have to get at LEAST one more person (monkey) to join the club 3. If I join the 100 Monkey Club tm do I have to eat healthy? A. Yes, always B. No, never C. Yes, most of the time. Enough of the time that you have a great healthy monkey body (Lose weight if needed, gain weight if needed). In other words, BE an AWESOME Monkey for Health! 4. I can follow all the club rules except eat healthy. I almost never eat healthy. Can I join the club? a. Let's talk b. No, never, forget it c. Yes, who cares? 5. Who started this club? A. Monkey Mama B. A corporation C. People who sell monkeys 6. Who is Monkey Mama? A. A female monkey B. A person who was a monkey in a prior life C. Someone just like you who has a passion for fun, play, health and life D. B and C 7. Why Monkeys? A. I am a Monkey B. You are a Monkey C. Everyone is a Monkey D. There's this way cool study about monkeys and how to have good stuff happen E. All of the above 8. Where will the next member of the 100 Monkey Club tm, Monkey for Health tm, live? A. In Maine B. In Europe C. In my house D. All of the above
	How did you do? 6 - 8 Right = Changote (Big Monkey) 4 - 5 Right = Changuito (Little Monkey) 1 - 3 Right = A wanna be Monkey 0 Right = A yeknom (a backward monkey!) Answer Key: 1. D 2. C 3. C 4. A 5. A 6. C 7. E 8. D Copyrighted 100 Monkey Club. All rights reserved.
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